Posted by: Redgeek | November 20, 2017

Survive: Totto Land

Totto_Land00

Yonko Pirate Big Mom’s archipelago, home to Whole Cake Island, her primary base of operations. How long could I survive in Totto Land?

First I’d have to show loyalty to the Big Mom Pirates, maybe join the crew as a lackey. But, I’m not a fighter so I’ll probably get a normal job on one of Totto Land’s thirty-five islands—islands made of food. Cacao Island, Nuts Island, Cheese Island, Milk Island, so many to choose from. Well, not Milk Island, place is most likely ninety-nine percent rancid. Can’t forget the rivers of juice. Think I’ll travel about before settling down.

But, what to do about the soul payment? Big Mom collects one month of every resident’s life span twice a year. Small but it’ll add up over time. And, it’s not like I can leave. Big Mom isn’t one to let members of her crew go—the same is probably true for her regular citizens. So, adding up the soul payments, option to join Big Mom’s crew and the general living conditions of one constantly living in, on, and around food, I estimate I can survive for…

Two Weeks

No way am I officially joining a pirate crew which leaves the resident life. A life no doubt filled constantly eating as much as possible, as long as possible. Two weeks is all it’ll take to gorge myself to death on cheese and biscuits. One week if I only stay on Cacao Island—but that’s too mainstream.

A horrible, yet tasty way to go.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

Categories

DuckTalks

A DuckTales Fan Blog & Podcast!

Eldhiya Ghaits

Playing Words and Change the World!

The Journal

is where those unspoken words end up.

Anime Vestige

Your Source For Anime Info and OST Download

RJ Writing Ink

Writing About All Things Pop Culture

Fiction Overlord

Where Fiction is the only thing that matters....

Ellen Brock

Professional Freelance Novel Editor

The Nerd Book

For The Nerds

I drink and watch anime

Anime drinking games pretending to be reviews

Caleb D Cook

Japanese-to-English Translator

edathinks

everything is boring...

Critical Bytes

Reviews, Discussions and Commentary

100 Word Anime

Reviewing Anime

The Library of Ohara

The library of One Piece Knowledge

My Nintendo News

Nintendo Switch News

Otaku Orbit

Center of all things Otaku.

SindrElf

The Geeky Blogger

Moe Sucks

I'm not mad at you, anime. I'm just disappointed.

A Writer's Path

Sharing writing tips, information, and advice.

Raise Your Hand if You'd Want to Live Here

Have you thought about why you wouldn't?

%d bloggers like this: